Oy Vey and the college life so far as I am living it

Ok, so where to start? Oh duh, prices! Yeah first off college is expensive; I spent quite a bit for books but compared to other people I got some books that were cheap and light. And can anyone believe that for all the money that the government-thanks to you and your parents tax dollars- and one loan I get some crappy Internet wifi; more like WTF. FYI people when you get food from the Dining Commons and tell someone it's free, suckers, it's not. A meal plan cost some dinero, and VTA transportation is not free either. Nothing is free. Not even air. Your mother had to pay nine months of her life to push you out. Oy Vey and the people. Leyva-Leyv out!